Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Random thoughts about remote controls and men


Aren't remote controls funny? I mean, think about it. When I was a kid, I was my dad's remote control. ME! And I don't think I minded too much because I was used to it, plus I had three brothers who shared the responsibility.

But the modern day remote control.....they've been around for a while now, but we still use our own kids sometimes. Why? Because we are always LOSING the remotes!!!! It frustrates Myles so much! I just laugh......until I lose it myself! I don't watch as much TV though, so I don't have to keep up with them as much.

Oh, and another funny thing, Myles always blames the kids. Is that just a natural thing for dads to do? It's always the kids making messes, losing his tools, leaving something out to be tripped over......and losing the remote. I just have to laugh. The kids may never have even stepped foot in the room, but SOMEHOW it is there fault. It has to be! (But sometimes it really is.)

And it also cracks me up when the batteries are running low. For some reason we want to push the buttons harder. That will probably only damage it, not help it. But instead of replacing batteries, we mash the buttons harder, move closer, bang it really hard......and for some reason it still doesn't work! "Kids! Come change the channel for me!"

And the codes..... Nowadays there are codes for the VCR, DVDR, satellite/cable.....and if the batteries come out (at least on our remote) you have to re-enter ALL of the codes! Who keeps track of that little paper that comes with it? Not us! But we do keep track of the computer, so I've bookmarked the codes for his remote. :)

I bought Myles this DVDR for his birthday last year. It was just under $300. They are now discontinued, so I am glad I went ahead and got one. Check out the current price!!!!!

But, it is useless without the remote, which Myles decided a few weeks ago must have gotten mixed in with the trash! Seriously, you cannot do anything with this if you do not have the remote, except maybe watch the one channel it is set on, but that can change if you have it set to record, so whatever it recorded last, you can watch that channel. So I had to buy him a new remote, which only ended up costing just over $20 including shipping. Well, he shouldn't have to worry about losing it again because Jayla crawled under the bed today and found the first one! It was hiding very well! So now we have two that both work very well. :)

Okay, I'll stop rambling, but I just think remotes and the men who use them are funny! Please share your own funny remote control stories or feel free to offer suggestions on how to keep up with them! Myles just sits or lays on the bed to watch, so it usually gets lost on or under the bed. :)

This is what we need, but with 4 kids in a two bedroom, 1100 square foot house, we have no room for it!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Too funny!

I can totally see Chrysinda and I doing something like this when we're older!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Pick a hair style for me!

On a lighter note....That good night's sleep really helped! :)

Since I have decided to let my hair grow back out as an outward expression of my inward submission to my husband, I am wanting it long again NOW! I've been thinking about having bangs this time just because I will probably be pulling it back most of the time while we're at home, and I hate the "plastered" look.

So I emailed my friend who does my hair to ask her opinion on which one of these she thinks would look best on me, considering my type of hair and the direction it grows. They are all similar, but she said definitely the last one. What do you all think?






Thursday, March 12, 2009

Pi Day?

I can't really see us "celebrating" Pi Day since the kids are still young, but maybe we'll get some fun ideas and just go for it.

Pi Day is March 14th. Here is a blog post from Woot this morning. There were 9 things but I had to leave one out! Those bad bloggers at Woot! Shame!

9 Ways We'll Be Celebrating Pi Day
  1. Trying to arrange a 3.1415926535897932385 some
  2. Dressing up like Archimedes to hand out protractors to local children
  3. Proving that πr2 by ordering a Sicilian pizza
  4. Finalizing our plans to move against Caesar
  5. Reassuring e and c that they’re special too
  6. Exposing the lie of Judeo-British “mathematics” and the global calculator-smuggling conspiracy masterminded by the Bilderbergers, Queen Elizabeth II, and TV’s Gerald McRaney (Major Dad, Jericho)
  7. Irresponsibly rounding up to four
  8. Really seriously considering going back to get our GED

Happy Pi Day!!!!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Life with kids :)

Some fun videos you may have seen before. Enjoy!



Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Gotta love the English language!

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!

Friday, November 21, 2008

Cybercocoa

For those cold days when you are out of hot chocolate....

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Another symptom....

While reading something on paper, if you instinctively want to press 'control' + 'F' to find a certain word, there is another sign that you've been on the computer WAY too much.

Oh, boy.

You know you've been on the computer way too much lately if you mistake the orange square light on the dash board for an RSS feed icon.